Worship Dark Roast. Serve Hot.
Brewed for believers, the Cultist Coffee Tee is your new ritual uniform. Featuring the viral green cultist seal—complete with steaming cup and sacred tentacles—this slim-fit shirt hugs in all the right places while keeping you comfy from summoning circle to city street.
Soft, breathable fabric. Longer body length. Wickedly flattering cut. Whether you’re praising the bean or plotting the end times, this tee channels your inner chaos with style.
Drink the brew. Join the cult. Wear the shirt.
Key Features:
- Iconic “Cultist Coffee” emblem in eldritch green
- Slim fit with extra length—flattering, not clingy
- Ultra-soft cotton blend for all-day wear
- Perfect for coffee fanatics, cosmic horror lovers, and stylish heretics
Care instructions
- Machine wash: warm (max 40C or 105F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 15.98 | 16.73 | 17.76 | 18.74 | 19.76 |
| Length, in | 26.26 | 26.73 | 27.36 | 27.99 | 28.62 |
| Sleeve length, in | 5.04 | 5.28 | 5.51 | 5.75 | 5.98 |