YOU CAN’T SUMMON CTHULHU WITH SOUR CREAM AND ONION!
Are your wand, altar, red-hot brand of Cthulhu, and green stone idol ready? No? Well, do you at least have some dice? Yes? Okay great—that’ll be enough!
The Cultists Roleplaying Game is a GM-optional, rules-light tabletop RPG where you’ll portray modern day Lovecraftian cultists engaged in absurdist mockumentary-style comedy antics.
It seems like the whole world is down on you. It’s not that you don’t have big plans. You really do! Perhaps you’ll learn as much forbidden knowledge as you can and give your brain to Yog-Sothoth. Maybe you’ll dig up your grandfather and try to reanimate him with some poetry from an old book, or maybe just cut your heart out as a sacrifice to Cthulhu—well, if your mom would let you handle a real knife again. She doesn’t understand—her and the rest of society. They’re the problem. Nothing’s wrong with you. You know that for sure. No matter what they think, you’re carrying on!
Ya ba za ba da! Ya ba za ba da!
Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
The Cultists RPG is based on The Cultists, a comedy webshow about modern-day Lovecraftian cultists who just want to worship Cthulhu (and other gods!) in a world full of people who don’t understand.
The Cultists is available now on YouTube.
Playable in one to two hours.
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