{"product_id":"the-cultists-roleplaying-game-rpg-softcover-book","title":"\"The Cultists\" Roleplaying Game (RPG) - Softcover Book","description":"\u003ch2 class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eYOU CAN’T SUMMON CTHULHU WITH SOUR CREAM AND ONION!\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eAre your wand, altar, red-hot brand of Cthulhu, and green stone idol ready? No? Well, do you at least have some dice? Yes? Okay great—that’ll be enough!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Cultists Roleplaying Game\u003c\/i\u003e is a GM-optional, rules-light tabletop RPG where you’ll portray modern day Lovecraftian cultists engaged in absurdist mockumentary-style comedy antics.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eIt seems like the whole world is down on you. It’s not that you don’t have big plans. You really do! Perhaps you’ll learn as much forbidden knowledge as you can and give your brain to Yog-Sothoth. Maybe you’ll dig up your grandfather and try to reanimate him with some poetry from an old book, or maybe just cut your heart out as a sacrifice to Cthulhu—well, if your mom would let you handle a real knife again. She doesn’t understand—her and the rest of society. \u003cb\u003eThey’re\u003c\/b\u003e the problem. Nothing’s wrong with you. You know that for sure. No matter what they think, you’re carrying on!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eYa ba za ba da! Ya ba za ba da!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p1\"\u003e\u003ci\u003eCthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!\u003c\/i\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Cultists RPG\u003c\/i\u003e is based on \u003ci\u003eThe Cultists\u003c\/i\u003e, a comedy webshow about modern-day Lovecraftian cultists who just want to worship Cthulhu (and other gods!) in a world full of people who don’t understand.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ci\u003eThe Cultists\u003c\/i\u003e is available now on YouTube.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003ePlayable in one to two hours.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"Apple-tab-span\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003eThis is the physical softcover edition — a 6×9 in. book containing the complete game. Prefer it on a screen? It is also available as a \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/ravenkeep.net\/products\/the-cultists-roleplaying-game-digital-pdf\"\u003eDigital PDF\u003c\/a\u003e.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eGame Trailer\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/rhGEhmUdVho\" title=\"YouTube video player\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"p2\" style=\"text-align: center;\"\u003eHow to Play\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"p2\"\u003e\u003ciframe width=\"560\" height=\"315\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/qJyyHvhdJOE\" title=\"YouTube video player\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ravenkeep","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43437762281585,"sku":"RK-RPG-C002A","price":19.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0274\/9536\/6769\/files\/Cultists-RPG-sale.jpg?v=1758570110","url":"https:\/\/ravenkeep.net\/products\/the-cultists-roleplaying-game-rpg-softcover-book","provider":"Ravenkeep","version":"1.0","type":"link"}